Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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