Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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