i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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