Do vagina's smell?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
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I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
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I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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