he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
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is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
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Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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