just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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