If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
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we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
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So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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