Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
are you so shy because you have an std?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
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I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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