dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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