Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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