We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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