Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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