I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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