There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
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Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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