Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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