omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
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Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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