Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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