no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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