try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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