Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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