Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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