Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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