Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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