Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
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Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I have already put on my inside pants.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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