if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
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