Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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