matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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