remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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