If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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