Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize
