Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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