Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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