I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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