I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
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Can I color on your dick again?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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