Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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