we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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