Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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