Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
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He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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