I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
So squirting runs in the family.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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