Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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