Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
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there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
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He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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