This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
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Operation Purity has been aborted
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
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Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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