weddingsv make me drug and hornr
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
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Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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