i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
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i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
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well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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