Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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