My nipple is on Facebook.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
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He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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