Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Randomize