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Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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