Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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