I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
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ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
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The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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