I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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