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you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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