I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm bleeding and have questions
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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