garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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