listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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