omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
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I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
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I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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