Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
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Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
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Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
PANTIES FOUND
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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