I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
