At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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